the-cimmerians:
“ chaoticproximity:
“ yournewfriendshouse:
“ zinglebert-bembledack:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ digitaldiscipline:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ dr-archeville:
“ bogleech:
“ kramergate:
“ micspam:
“ ghostsnif:
“ sciencevevo:
“ agoodcartoon:
“...

the-cimmerians:

chaoticproximity:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

This gets better every time.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

(via lookwithinsight)

Quickest player death.

yourplayersaidwhat:

D&D story time.
I was running the first sesson of a new campaign. Everyone starting at level 1. We had an Elf Druid, a Half Elf ranger, a Dragonborn Sorcerer, and a Tiefling Rouge. As the party was going through introductions,

5'2 90 lb. Tiefling “I don’t like to be touched.”

6'3 250 lb. Dragonborn “I pat her on the head.”

Tiefling “I bite his hand”

Ok so you bite his hand… roll to hit

Rolls NAT20.

Roll 1d4 damage…?

Rolls 4 doubles to 8

Dragonborn sorcerer only has 8 hp.

Ok so you bite his hand off and he is now bleeding out.

No one has any healing pots or magic. All level 1 charactors.

Dragonborn rolls 3 on death save.
Next save Nat 1.

Dragonborn is dead.

Tiefling “I said I don’t like to be touched.”

(via rockboci)

toralyzer:
“craig of the creek is full of gems but this is possibly the absolute funniest thing in it so far
”

toralyzer:

craig of the creek is full of gems but this is possibly the absolute funniest thing in it so far

josephjtoye:

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
  • one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head in their hands
  • the two of them going down to the beach and one getting sunburned really badly so the other slathers them with aloe gel when they get home
  • one getting home from work later than the other and stretching out on top of them like a big lazy cat while they sit on the couch in front of the tv
  • one inexplicably bringing home an animal and refusing to drop it at the shelter so they and the other have to take care of it
  • the both of them going out to a park and getting ice cream to sit with and eat on a bench
  • one sending memes to the other while they’re at work so much they turn their phone off in exasperation
  • one giving the other their jacket and not getting it back from the other until it stops smelling like them

(Source: narcoticsdog, via bliphany)

kelskora:

minrdj:

theinturnetexplorer:

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Disney Hero-Villain Faceswaps

I cannot express
The emotional and physical pain I am in

internet why

(via ruinedchildhood)

the-cimmerians:
“ chaoticproximity:
“ yournewfriendshouse:
“ zinglebert-bembledack:
“ agoodcartoon:
“ digitaldiscipline:
“ magistrate-of-mediocrity:
“ dr-archeville:
“ bogleech:
“ kramergate:
“ micspam:
“ ghostsnif:
“ sciencevevo:
“ agoodcartoon:
“...

the-cimmerians:

chaoticproximity:

yournewfriendshouse:

zinglebert-bembledack:

agoodcartoon:

digitaldiscipline:

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

dr-archeville:

bogleech:

kramergate:

micspam:

ghostsnif:

sciencevevo:

agoodcartoon:

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!”
-Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking,
as of some entitled dipshit whacking,
whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer,
voicing a quiet, repeated prayer,
“This dude thinks he’s a player,
but I am not a point to score,
he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking whore.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

edgar allen bro

Oh my god

holy shit

This gets better every time.

REBLOGGING FOR THAT FUCKING POEM ALL PRAISE

(via lookwithinsight)

pantsless-serket:

this is one of the best visual representations of classical music i’ve ever seen

(Source: k-eke, via hauntedportraits)

CHARACTER FACIAL EXPRESSIONS (WRITING REFERENCE)

sclacen:

EYES/BROWS

  • his eyes widened
  • her eyes went round
  • her eyelids drooped
  • his eyes narrowed
  • his eyes lit up
  • his eyes darted
  • he squinted
  • she blinked
  • her eyes twinkled
  • his eyes gleamed
  • her eyes sparkled
  • his eyes flashed
  • his eyes glinted
  • his eyes burned with…
  • her eyes blazed with…
  • her eyes sparked with…
  • her eyes flickered with…
  • _____ glowed in his eyes
  • the corners of his eyes crinkled
  • she rolled her eyes
  • he looked heavenward
  • she glanced up to the ceiling
  • she winked
  • tears filled her eyes
  • his eyes welled up
  • her eyes swam with tears
  • his eyes flooded with tears
  • her eyes were wet
  • his eyes glistened
  • tears shimmered in her eyes
  • tears shone in his eyes
  • her eyes were glossy
  • he was fighting back tears
  • tears ran down her cheeks
  • his eyes closed
  • she squeezed her eyes shut
  • he shut his eyes
  • his lashes fluttered
  • she batted her lashes
  • his brows knitted
  • her forehead creased
  • his forehead furrowed
  • her forehead puckered
  • a line appeared between her brows
  • his brows drew together
  • her brows snapped together
  • his eyebrows rose
  • she raised a brow
  • he lifted an eyebrow
  • his eyebrows waggled
  • she gave him a once-over
  • he sized her up
  • her eyes bored into him
  • she took in the sight of…
  • he glared
  • she peered
  • he gazed
  • she glanced
  • he stared
  • she scrutinized
  • he studied
  • she gaped
  • he observed
  • she surveyed
  • he gawked
  • he leered
  • his pupils (were) dilated
  • her pupils were huge
  • his pupils flared

NOSE

  • her nose crinkled
  • his nose wrinkled
  • she sneered
  • his nostrils flared
  • she stuck her nose in the air
  • he sniffed
  • she sniffled

MOUTH

  • she smiled
  • he smirked
  • she grinned
  • he simpered
  • she beamed
  • her mouth curved into a smile
  • the corners of his mouth turned up
  • the corner of her mouth quirked up
  • a corner of his mouth lifted
  • his mouth twitched
  • he gave a half-smile
  • she gave a lopsided grin
  • his mouth twisted
  • he plastered a smile on his face
  • she forced a smile
  • he faked a smile
  • her smile faded
  • his smile slipped
  • he pursed his lips
  • she pouted
  • his mouth snapped shut
  • her mouth set in a hard line
  • he pressed his lips together
  • she bit her lip
  • he drew his lower lip between his teeth
  • she nibbled on her bottom lip
  • he chewed on his bottom lip
  • his jaw set
  • her jaw clenched
  • his jaw tightened
  • a muscle in her jaw twitched
  • he ground his jaw
  • he snarled/his lips drew back in a snarl
  • her mouth fell open
  • his jaw dropped
  • her jaw went slack
  • he gritted his teeth
  • she gnashed her teeth
  • her lower lip trembled
  • his lower lip quivered

SKIN

  • she paled
  • he blanched
  • she went white
  • the color drained out of his face
  • his face reddened
  • her cheeks turned pink
  • his face flushed
  • she blushed
  • he turned red
  • she turned scarlet
  • he turned crimson
  • a flush crept up her face

WHOLE FACE, ETC.

  • he screwed up his face
  • she scrunched up her face
  • he grimaced
  • she winced
  • she gave him a dirty look
  • he frowned
  • she scowled
  • he glowered
  • her whole face lit up
  • she brightened
  • his face went blank
  • her face contorted
  • his face twisted
  • her expression closed up
  • his expression dulled
  • her expression hardened
  • she went poker-faced
  • a vein popped out in his neck
  • awe transformed his face
  • fear crossed her face
  • sadness clouded his features
  • terror overtook his face
  • recognition dawned on her face

SOURCE

(Source: athenaresource, via percyyoulittleshit)